{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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