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{"fact":"Cats dislike citrus scent.","length":26}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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