{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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